...Santa pauses for just a moment then lets out a huge bellowing "HO HO HO!!!", takes one look at the surprised look on my face and says, "This year, it seems that your Naughty list IS your Nice list! For all the erections you've inspired and loads you've launched, I'm happy to grant your wish." He snaps his fingers and the big red sack that's sitting quietly on the floor next to him suddenly comes to life. The top magically opens up and the gorgeous Topher DiMaggio rises up out of it, his arms and legs tied tightly with bright red ribbon. I quickly untie my sexy present and once he's free he looks at the rolly polly holiday legend and says, "Santa, you're one kinky fuck!" Santa winks at me and replies, "hey, even I get to have a little fun on Christmas"....
